advice for the signs
    aquarius:please stop shopping at hot topic
    pisces:take more nudes
    taurus:take less nudes
    aries:chill
    gemini:take a break from your animes u fuckn weeb
    cancer:USE YAH BLINKAH
    leo:please apprehend justin bieber. you are the chosen one.
    virgo:they're coming.
    libra:stop w the shows about mediocre white men
    scorpio:do what u want cuz a pirate is free
    sagittarius:more vodka
    capricorn:adopt a cat. several cats. like at least 19 cats. trust me. dont ask questions.
Posted 7 years ago at 01:32pm with 87,608 notes
Tagged as: #astrology #??????????????????!!!!!! #virgo
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    But… I don’t take *any* nudes
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